The Neighclava™

It's become part of my kit. The Goofy Grey goes on every cold morning ride. Fits perfectly under my helmet too.

Wore the Cheeky Bay on a group trail ride and everyone behind me was in stitches the entire time. Best purchase this year.

I'm a riding instructor and I wore the Goofy Grey to a kids lesson. They were absolutely screaming with laughter. Best lesson ever.

He showed up and I was wearing the Classic Chestnut. He literally sat down laughing for two minutes before he could start working.

Thought it might look cheap in person but the print is genuinely high quality. The Classic Chestnut looks so realistic it actually startled my farrier.

The Classic Chestnut keeps my face toasty on cold mornings which is the main thing. Design is funny too. Just took a little adjusting to get the eye holes right.

Ordered five Cheeky Bays for our eventing team and we wore them for our team photo. Best team pic we've ever taken.

Started with the Cheeky Bay because the tongue out face killed me. Ended up buying the other two within a week. No regrets.

Finally something that makes freezing morning rides bearable AND funny. The bay one with the tongue is my favourite. Can see perfectly through the eye openings too.

Got the Classic Chestnut and the quality blew me away. Looks like an actual horse face. My boyfriend thinks I've lost it but I don't care.

Got the Goofy Grey to match my dapple grey mare and the resemblance is uncanny. Everyone at the barn wants one now.

Wore it warming up at a local show and the entire warmup ring was cracking up. Judge gave me a look but worth it.

Print is sharp and the material feels durable. The Goofy Grey is really funny. Took a couple of wears to break in but fits well now.

I've bought novelty horse stuff before and it's always cheap looking. This actually looks like a horse face. The detail on the Cheeky Bay is insane.

Well he didn't spook so I'm counting that as approval. The Classic Chestnut is subtle enough to look realistic but still funny.

Wore the Cheeky Bay to pony club and instantly became the most popular person there. Kids were losing it. Adults were losing it. Even the horses seemed confused.

Was worried I wouldn't be able to see properly but the eye openings are really well placed. No issues riding in it at all.

Bought the Goofy Grey for my daughter who rides and she hasn't taken it off since. Even wears it around the house. The toothy grin is hilarious.

The Cheeky Bay is hilarious and well made. Only reason for four stars is I wish there were more colour options. Would love a palomino.

Surprisingly comfortable for long wear. Had it on for a full day at the yard and forgot I was wearing it half the time. Cheeky Bay is my pick.

Put on the Classic Chestnut and walked up to my gelding. He spooked, sniffed me for a solid minute, then went back to eating. Meanwhile the whole yard was dying.

If you ride horses and you don't own one of these you're missing out. Got the Goofy Grey and I'm already eyeing the bay.

Love the Goofy Grey design and the print is amazing. Runs just slightly snug on me but still comfortable enough for riding. Would buy again.

I bought one and now six other people at my barn have ordered them. The Goofy Grey started it all.

Every time I catch my reflection wearing the Goofy Grey I crack up. My partner thinks I'm unhinged. Highly recommend.

Two things I need in winter and this delivers both. The Cheeky Bay tongue face makes my day every time I put it on.

Forget fancy saddle pads, this is the real flex at the barn. The Classic Chestnut matches my horse so well people do a double take.

I cannot go to the barn without someone asking me where this is from. The Goofy Grey with the teeth is just too good.

Buying these for every horse person I know. Already ordered three more as gifts. The Goofy Grey is the clear favourite.

Wore the Cheeky Bay to the stables and no one could keep it together. My riding instructor had to pause the lesson because she was laughing so hard. Warm too which is a bonus.

The Cheeky Bay with the tongue poking out is genuinely the funniest ski mask I've ever seen. People lose it every time.

I ride at 5am most mornings and this has been a game changer. The Classic Chestnut is my go to. Warm and funny.

Expected a novelty item but this is genuinely well made. The print quality is really impressive and it keeps my face warm during early morning feeds.

Stitching is solid, print hasn't faded after several washes, and it still fits perfectly. Got the Classic Chestnut about three weeks ago.